#WHAT HAPPENED TO BABYDOW MOVIE#
#WHAT HAPPENED TO BABYDOW FULL#

I crawled on my hands and knees for three full daysДraggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bagДЄnd my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ballДЄnd my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkelД«ut finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday InnДЄnd you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage

#WHAT HAPPENED TO BABYDOW MOVIE#

Pepper and salted peanutsДЄnd the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly ShoreДЄnd, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned outДЄnd we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillsideДЄnd the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody diedДЄnd my seat back in the full upright position You know, I'd never been on a real airplane beforeД®xcept that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odorДЄnd the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time That's right, a first class one-way ticket to I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came trueД«ecause the very next day, a local radio station had this contest

Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day longДЄnd anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train,ДЄnd then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouthДЄnd force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old I said 'Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?' My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachyД®xcept, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop Actually I just kinda forgot about the thing.

Just got out of the hospital for posting that- aw, I'm kidding.

What happened to babydow